One day a guy is driving down the road

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One day a guy is driving down the road and accidentlly hit's a chicken. Knowing that the chicken belonged to the Blonde farmer down the road he thought he would go over and tell the Blonde what had happened as he was an honest guy. When he gets there he apologized for running over what he thought was the Blonde farmer's chicken. "What make's you think it's mine?" asked the Blonde farmer. "Well you raise this type of chicken around here don't you?" said the guy. "Yes, but not flat one's like that." answered the Blonde.
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One day two Blondes are hunting when the one shout's to the other "Come look at these deer track's I've found!" So the other one comes over to take a look. "Those aren't deer track's, those are wolf track's!" "No they're deer track's!" said the other. "No they're wolf track's" insisted the other. So the two stand there and start arguing. Half an hour later they were both killed by a train.